Here's a giant list of things I hate.

Half a tub of wax being smeared all over your hair. (cheers Glen.)

People stealing your chocolate.

Smelling like play-doh.

Lower back pain.

Chest pain.

In fact, to save time, any kind of pain or ache.

People who call Rosé, Ro-SAY, when it's RO-say.

People waving money at you to get you to serve them quicker.

Buses and bus drivers, all of them, forever.

Spilling things down your front.

Not being able to find something in your bag when you know it's in there. Especially a ringing phone or a bus pass when you're about to get on the bus.

Bad grammar and spelling. Especially when people create a new word altogether as an attempt to save time (supposedly). For example - 'kl', 'yer', 'kk', 'gdgd' etc. Also - 'hehe' is NOT a word. It's 'hee-hee', if anything and even that's retarded.

Oh, and it's 'can't be arsed', not 'can't be asked', although that actually makes more sense. But still, that's what it is.

Shaving your legs, then the hairs growing back as soon as you get goosebumps.

Being ignored.

People not texting back, when you know they've read the text. (I guess that ties in with the above.)

Knowing people think you're weird or rude or something, but never saying it to your face.

Really busy nights at work, where you can never get on top of it no matter how fast you go.

Hitting your head. I just did. Ow.

Splitting your nails.

Accidentally catching your nail on a razor.

Anything painful or squeamish that involves nails or eyes.

Eyelashes falling out.

Wrists.

Greasy fringes.

People snoring.

Feeling sick, and being sick.

Being so tired you have no idea what you're thinking or doing.

Early mornings.

Cold tea.

Cold showers.

Cold weather.

Being chubby.

People bumping into you, then not saying sorry, even though you've said sorry out of habit and politeness.

People with no manners.

Arguments.

Crumbs in bed.

Spots.

The internet not working.

Ravioli.

The following smells: mould, vomit, stale beer and dirty dishwashers.

Having an incessant tickly cough.

Plucking my eyebrows.

Losing money.

Not being able to sleep.

Being shouted at.

Realising you've written an entire list of things you hate, using inconsistent tenses.